The Mark of the Spotted Mongoose

Today I am in DePere, WI and it's already hot outside. Yesterday at the Homestead Golf Course I shot a 62. Here are my reasons for this bad performance:

1. Greens were extremely fast
2. Developed a bad slice with the driver on hole 2, couldn't hit the ball straight ever since that
3. My 4-Wood Hybrid was letting me down (like it always does)

So enough about that. Now time for Things you should not do while golfing:

• When you get mad from hitting a bad shot, never throw your club in the direction of people. Actually I shouldn't even list this on here, because you should already know this.